A Practical Guide to Wooing
Aka: That One Weekend at (Darren and) Joey’s, a story in which no one is terribly keen on housework, Darren and his nemesis Prince Charming are the ultimate cockblocks, and some things are worth waiting for.
Pairing: Chris Colfer/Joey Richter (shh just go with it)
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~25500
Warnings: Toilet humor and unsafe sexual practices~ (But those things aren’t related in any way! I felt I should clarify :|)
Notes: Siiiigh okay, I’ve been jonesing for this pairing for ages because I’m weird and then Ann prompted this:
slightestwind asked you:
joey and chris pranking darren AND FALLING IN LOVE or just pranking darren without the love i suppose. :D
and then I wrote this thing and it’s not really what she prompted but I tried.
peachbows and ifmusicisthevictim were my lovely glorious betas and burymyvices let me yell my feelings and ideas at her and said nice things back because she is wonderful.Also: Please, pleeeaaase be cool about this and don’t tweet it or show it to any of the actors.
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