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A Practical Guide to Wooing

certaintendencies:

Aka: That One Weekend at (Darren and) Joey’s, a story in which no one is terribly keen on housework, Darren and his nemesis Prince Charming are the ultimate cockblocks, and some things are worth waiting for.

Pairing: Chris Colfer/Joey Richter (shh just go with it)

Rating: NC-17

Word count: ~25500

Warnings: Toilet humor and unsafe sexual practices~ (But those things aren’t related in any way! I felt I should clarify :|)

Notes: Siiiigh okay, I’ve been jonesing for this pairing for ages because I’m weird and then Ann prompted this:

slightestwind asked you:

joey and chris pranking darren AND FALLING IN LOVE or just pranking darren without the love i suppose. :D

and then I wrote this thing and it’s not really what she prompted but I tried.


peachbows and ifmusicisthevictim were my lovely glorious betas and burymyvices let me yell my feelings and ideas at her and said nice things back because she is wonderful.

Also: Please, pleeeaaase be cool about this and don’t tweet it or show it to any of the actors.

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take-liberties:

Every time I see Chris Evans from now on I’m just going to picture his mother just out of frame giving him instructions.

“Honey, lower your chin and tilt your head a little.”
“Yes, ma.”

(Source: brutongaster, via cathalins)

“You did good, dad.”

(Source: crisschris, via certaintendencies)

jesus christ the notes on this are epic

(Source: sleepdeprivedandlonely, via airportappreciation)

yayponies:

Mike O’Malley please stop making me cry ad infinitum with these three words stop omg.

i am done i am done i am done but i almost cried here, i’m not going to lie. i have a lot of feelings about kurt and burt hummel.

(Source: crisschris)

Seeing the world...one airport at a time.: chriscolferspenis: colfersaurusrex: A list of my favorite riots (I’ve...

chriscolferspenis:

colfersaurusrex:

A list of my favorite riots (I’ve only been in fandom for a little over a year so the list is tiny, sigh)

  • the night the dirty!colfer pics from the sbl set were released
  • The night two girls liveblogged Chris and Darren shooting the Scandals parking lot scene
  • FNO, god our cast is some flawless bitches
  • Watching 8 together ;___;
  • the night we got these pictures:

    image

  • The time Chan put up a livestream during Glee live and we watched Chris touch her hand during I Wanna Hold Your Hand ;_; (I miss Chan, sigh)
  • All the Glee live Klaine skits, especially the kisses between Naya and Heather and Chris and Darren. *_*
  • WHEN THE SBL TRAILER WAS RELEASED. That was… that was crazy. I don’t think I’ve ever been more emotional in fandom than that day.
  • That fucking amazing Colchele interview 

    image

  • When Chris got slimed on the Kid’s Choice Awards
  • And finally…the riot over Chris Colfer’s golden penis

    image

shamelessly reblogging for the last gif ugh whatever you know what this blog is i’ve lost all control of my life’

i have been in this fandom for basically two years and i remember all of these, for the most part, but i really want to add that one time darren posed pretty much naked in out magazine?

…because that was a good one too.

(Source: birthdaysuitcolfersaurusrex)

i want kent kitty to be bffs with brian. when kent is annoying, brian could just sit on him and shut him up.

(Source: heathermione, via chriscolfernews)

I’m just a kid from Brooklyn.

(Source: -labyrinth, via dammitjean)

A Practical Guide to Wooing

certaintendencies:

Aka: That One Weekend at (Darren and) Joey’s, a story in which no one is terribly keen on housework, Darren and his nemesis Prince Charming are the ultimate cockblocks, and some things are worth waiting for.

Pairing: Chris Colfer/Joey Richter (shh just go with it)

Rating: NC-17

Word count: ~25500

Warnings: Toilet humor and unsafe sexual practices~ (But those things aren’t related in any way! I felt I should clarify :|)

Notes: Siiiigh okay, I’ve been jonesing for this pairing for ages because I’m weird and then Ann prompted this:

slightestwind asked you:

joey and chris pranking darren AND FALLING IN LOVE or just pranking darren without the love i suppose. :D

and then I wrote this thing and it’s not really what she prompted but I tried.


peachbows and ifmusicisthevictim were my lovely glorious betas and burymyvices let me yell my feelings and ideas at her and said nice things back because she is wonderful.

Also: Please, pleeeaaase be cool about this and don’t tweet it or show it to any of the actors.

***

Read More

take-liberties:

Every time I see Chris Evans from now on I’m just going to picture his mother just out of frame giving him instructions.

“Honey, lower your chin and tilt your head a little.”
“Yes, ma.”

(Source: brutongaster, via cathalins)

“You did good, dad.”

(Source: crisschris, via certaintendencies)

(Source: thorkeye, via modernkids)

jesus christ the notes on this are epic

(Source: sleepdeprivedandlonely, via airportappreciation)

yayponies:

Mike O’Malley please stop making me cry ad infinitum with these three words stop omg.

i am done i am done i am done but i almost cried here, i’m not going to lie. i have a lot of feelings about kurt and burt hummel.

(Source: crisschris)

Seeing the world...one airport at a time.: chriscolferspenis: colfersaurusrex: A list of my favorite riots (I’ve...

chriscolferspenis:

colfersaurusrex:

A list of my favorite riots (I’ve only been in fandom for a little over a year so the list is tiny, sigh)

  • the night the dirty!colfer pics from the sbl set were released
  • The night two girls liveblogged Chris and Darren shooting the Scandals parking lot scene
  • FNO, god our cast is some flawless bitches
  • Watching 8 together ;___;
  • the night we got these pictures:

    image

  • The time Chan put up a livestream during Glee live and we watched Chris touch her hand during I Wanna Hold Your Hand ;_; (I miss Chan, sigh)
  • All the Glee live Klaine skits, especially the kisses between Naya and Heather and Chris and Darren. *_*
  • WHEN THE SBL TRAILER WAS RELEASED. That was… that was crazy. I don’t think I’ve ever been more emotional in fandom than that day.
  • That fucking amazing Colchele interview 

    image

  • When Chris got slimed on the Kid’s Choice Awards
  • And finally…the riot over Chris Colfer’s golden penis

    image

shamelessly reblogging for the last gif ugh whatever you know what this blog is i’ve lost all control of my life’

i have been in this fandom for basically two years and i remember all of these, for the most part, but i really want to add that one time darren posed pretty much naked in out magazine?

…because that was a good one too.

(Source: birthdaysuitcolfersaurusrex)

i want kent kitty to be bffs with brian. when kent is annoying, brian could just sit on him and shut him up.

(Source: heathermione, via chriscolfernews)

I’m just a kid from Brooklyn.

(Source: -labyrinth, via dammitjean)

A Practical Guide to Wooing

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