fantastic
- Henry: I saw a scary as fuck dog on the mooooors
- Sherlock: lol I don't care
- Henry: HOUND
- Sherlock: John get your coat we're going to Devon
- ~LATER~
- Sherlock: I can actually drive I just like spending needless money on cabs
- John: town
- Sherlock: let's go
- Innkeeper: so you guys are gay I'm gay too everything is gay in this show here have a gay room like the start of every holiday fanfiction ever -
- John: FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AIN'T HOMOSEXUAL
- Innkeeper: bye have fun I hope your gay boyfriend who you are gay with doesn't snore
- ~MEANWHILE~
- Sherlock: hello quaint townsman I hear you saw a dog I bet my boyfriend you didn't
- Townsman: fuck you I did tho
- John: lol I get 50 quid for free
- ~AND THEN~
- Sherlock: Let's break into a top secret military base using my brother's nicked ID which HAS A PHOTO ON IT lol they'll never guess it's not him for twenty minutes
- John: I am a captain
- Sherlock: trolololol
- ~INVETIGATION IN PROGRESS~
- Sherlock: rabbit
- Stapleton: rabbit
- John: hold the fuck up - rabbit?
- Frankland: hello I am being introduced in a rather pointed way which suggests I am either the perpetrator of the crime or directly involved in some underhand dealings also have my cell number gurl
- Sherlock: kthanks
- John: Your cheekbones are kicking right off in this shot, mate
- Sherlock:
- John: Your coat
- Sherlock:
- John: stop being attractive
- Sherlock:
- John: I meant mysterious
- ~THEN~
- Lestrade: HEY GURLS HEY
- John: FAMILY HOLIDAY IN DEVON
- Lestrade: just casually confirming my greg-ness and my possible association with your brother
- Sherlock: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE
- ~BUT THEN~
- Henry: liberty in liberty in liberty in
- Sherlock: let's take a man with mental health problems into the place which probably has a load of triggers for him because this episode is also called The Asshole in Baskerville
- John: MY MILITARY SENSES ARE TINGLING MORSE CODE
- Sherlock: HOUNNNNNND i saw nothing
- Henry: SHIT SCARED THAT IS ALL
- ~TWO NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS LATER~
- Sherlock: alcoholdl
- John: you're having an emotion
- Sherlock: jkfeoadjfFUCK YOU I'M FINE
- John: you're raving like a monkey on acid
- Sherlock: FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS
- John: fine. okay. then. well. someone's sleeping on the rug tonight and it won't be me.
- ~CHATTING UP TEH LADIE~
- Frankland: just casually ruining everything
- John: oh goddammit i can't get off with anyone
- ~THE NEXT DAY~
- Sherlock: john
- John:
- Sherlock: john
- John:
- Sherlock: John I don't have friends. I just have one.
- John:
- Sherlock: John you're amazing. John you're fantastic.
- John: okay.
- Sherlock: insults.
- ~LATER STILL~
- Sherlock: casually performing traumatising experiment on my self confessed only friend
- John: crying
- Sherlock: i have the internet inside my head MIND PALACE hound indiana liberty frankland cell
- John: therapist danger shit
- Sherlock: TO THE MOORS
- Henry: fuck this shit I'm out
- Sherlock: DEDUCTIONS
- Moriarty: BOO
- Frankland: JOKES JUST ME
- Dog: HOUND
- John and Lestrade: FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT
- Sherlock: Look henry it's just a dog and everything is going to be fine also I am still a jerk
- ~MEANWHILE~
- Moriarty: SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK
- I am laughing actual tears. BRILLIANCE.
